Daphne knows that age is just a number. She also knows that society no longer pays her any attention ? something she?s happy to exploit to help her hide a somewhat chequered past. But finding herself alone on her 70th birthday, with only her plants to talk to and neighbours to stalk online, she decides she needs some friends. Joining a Senior Citizen's Social Club she?s horrified at the expectation she?ll spend her time enduring gentle crafting activities. Thankfully, the other members ? including a failed actor addicted to shoplifting and a prolific yarn-bomber ? agree.