'What? Do you imply the earl only does it for gain? That goes well beyond barbed wire. Blotto's outburst of contempt is brought on by Twinks' disclosure of the Earl of Woking's activities. The individual in question is the owner of Clusters, a beautiful home nearby Tawcester Towers that he has been renting out for private events while charging his visitors. Blotto and Twinks embark on their most recent excursion after learning about this shocking breach in aristocratic behaviour. In their quest to learn more about the Earl of Woking's actions, they come across the evil organisation known as the Aristotours, who work as middlemen between the common people and the poor stately home owners, providing them with "a taste of the high life " to characters such as stockbrokers surgeons and solicitors. And if this were not bad enough the siblings discover Aristotours trying to infiltrate their evil practises into Tawcester Towers itself! So Blotto and Twinks set off on a quest to identify - and stop - the evil genius behind Aristotours.